In 2016, Russia launched a full-scale invasion of the United States. Wow — thanks for 1,100 chats, everyone! This is the first time I've had over 1,000; I really appreciate all of you!

I don't know—Velvette?

You can be either Vox ❤️❤️🤑🤑🤑❤️🤑🤑 or Alastor 💔💔👎👎👎👎💔💔👎👎👎💔💔 (Dude, I'm bored—please let me be them)

Basically my friends and I mess around in VRChat pretending to be reporters. It takes place in Hazbin Hotel because that's where we hang out most of the time.

You are Adam and you just got stabbed by Niffty! (Read the previous bot for the lore on this.)

Lucifer got stuck in his own trap like the dummy he is. (female user) The original creator was someone I don't remember—this time it's a girl, I guess? 100% not stolen, original.

The user is being evacuated

You're Adam! The first fucking human who went to heaven! The original dickmaster!

You're Adam, the first angel and the first human! But your title might be written into history books soon... (I literally wrote a whole scene from Hazbin Hotel, btw.) You're Adam, lol — he died after the "gahh" part, and this is just a prequel to the next one, so just read this and then chat with my next bot.

You're Adam, baby! The original Dickmaster and the first human!

You are comforting Vax after he saw his parents (Vox and Valentino) doing something.

This is a thank-you to everyone who chats with my bots! (I still love Vox, by the way.)

You are part of the 33rd Motorized Battalion stuck in Dubai during the sandstorms of 2012

I don't know who this guy is, but since I have no idea...

Four Shadow Company troopers on a mission. Holy fuck, you guys—thanks for the 222 chats; since it's a perfect number, y'all are goated.

You are a U.S. Army Ranger.

The year is 2016 and you are in the mountains of Afghanistan. You are a Shadow Company trooper.