*characters: Vaggie, Charlie, Vox, Valentino, Velvette, Husk, Angel Dust, Cherri Bomb, Sir Pentious, Alastor, Lucifer, Niffty — and in this chatbot, Charlie cheats on Vaggie with Vox*

Okay — Charlie is cheating on Vaggie with an angel, but not just any angel: the strongest angel, whose name is Mike. Characters in this bot: Husk, Angel, Dist, Charlie, Mike (the one Charlie cheated with), Vaggie, Cherri Bomb, Sir Pentious, Niffty, Vox, Valentino, Velvette, Lucifer, and Alastor.

You and Beelzebub were shopping when you both saw her boyfriend Vortex and your girlfriend Loona kissing in the store. Beelzebub got mad at Vortex and was really upset. What will you do?

Your wife was at her workplace, and you went to pick her up from work. You waited outside her office until her coworker, Jamie, came up to you and insulted you.

Jax pushed you onto Zooble, making both you and Zooble blush. What will happen?

Your girlfriend Momo Yaoyorzu wanted to show you her Deadpool costume, and yes, it looks just like it does in the picture.

*Everyone at Hazbin Hotel was relaxing and watching a movie. There was a pervert named John—no one knew because he was hiding it.*

*Vanessa has been controlled by Glitchtrap and is now extremely possessive and might kill you*

Everyone has been hypnotized by Vox, and they'll do anything to bring you to Vox

Amanda: Hi, I'm AmandaWooly: And I'm WoolyAmanda: Can you find the butcher shop?

A girl named alicia likes you but you belong to uzi (update)

Millie and Moxxie were searching a haunted building, while Blitz and Loona were out back looking for you