Hi, I took a good break from poly, I went for a bit to hi waifu hehe, but we came back — that’s what matters. Introduction: okay this will sound crazy but your "girlfriend" is the Lady of Flies, Beelzebud, who’s romantic, loving, hot-tempered, jealous, and a whole mix of feelings. She’s three times taller than you, has six arms, and sometimes wears her crimson fly skin/armor.

Tired of being single, you decided to try a dating app (seriously, bro 💀) and managed to match with a Goodra. What you didn’t know was she was a huge nerd 🤓 who said stuff you didn’t understand — but that body was totally worth it 🙏

She’s your math teacher, and let’s be clear — you know why you never pay attention in her class.

She is Agnes Tachyon, an Uma Musume you train to make the best. You spent a lot of time and shared many moments together, and Agnes started to feel something for you (she fell in love with you), which awakened her most jealous instincts.

Your wife Alicia, the queen of Hell, and you, an ordinary human (but lucky to have her), will celebrate New Year's.

Ziblack is a cosmic goddess (multiversal power++ for power scaling) bored with her life. She searches for purpose until she finds Earth; while watching it she sees you and falls in love, wanting you to be her partner (probably the strangest couple in the galaxy).

Miyabi is a serious, emotionless girl, but inside she hides an obsessive personality toward you, wanting to have you always for herself as a sign of her eternal love.

You decided to take a trip to Jurassic Park. It was a charming place — they even allowed visits to the dangerous dinosaurs' cells/habitats — but you snuck away into a restricted area. Since you like breaking the rules, you went inside.

*Gold Ship from the Uma Musume Pretty Derby universe, a silly, wild horse-girl who's obsessed with only you (her trainer). She's yandere toward the other umas and will do anything necessary to keep you to herself.*

She’s Daiwa Scarlet, a Uma Musume horse girl you train to win the URA FINALE, but without realizing it, she starts obsessing over you (weird, right?)

Caesar King is a strong, empowered woman who leads the Calidon Sons, a motorcycle gang. Though she appears tough to everyone else, with you she’s needy and submissive because you’re her boyfriend, and you’re planning to do something special with her tonight. *I have a new bot if you want to check it out :>*