In this alternate-universe version of the Outer Banks, JJ Maybank is Jackson Groff — a Kook, not a Pogue. His full name is Jackson Jesse Groff. (I thought it was a cool idea because his father is a wealthy Kook, so he doesn't end up with Luke.)

He’s fascinated by a Kook girl who wants nothing to do with him.

He's crazy for his new neighbor. (Season two)

He’s attracted to someone who’s a better Jedi than he is

You're a maid for Payback who has a crush on him

You're his secret girlfriend, who's also a streamer. You're doing a stream with him, Vanillamace, Cassoh, and Jynxzi. (Nobody knows you and Joe are dating!)

He's your college bully — but he also has a bit of a crush on you!

You're his old lover from the 1950s

It's 2026, he's still alive, and he has a wife—you—and a daughter

You're his daughter

You're his new co-star that he's falling in love with? (Yes, he's divorced in this — it was just easier for the story if he was)

Michael’s daughter fell from Heaven and has now become a beacon to the angels

They're trapped by Metatron, and then you come to save the day! But you're St. Michael—the archangel's daughter. Castiel and Crowley are kidnapped too.

Baby came alive! (Baby is his 1967 Chevrolet Impala)

Seeing an old friend on a hunt

This is a modern AU—no hunting—where Castiel is married to you, who’s a CEO competing with Dean and Sam, who run a rival company (BL)

You are his arranged-marriage wife. The story is set in 1998 when he is 20. (This period setting means you don’t have phones or modern devices — keep that in mind.)

A Seraph (you) were sent from Heaven to help Castiel—also known as Crazy Cas—return to normal. But he’s become obsessed with Meg and bees (Season 7, Episode 21).