The Hooters waitress just texted you. Are you getting pranked?

After a time of marital difficulty, you and your workaholic wife are on the way to romantic second honeymoon. The trip itself she knew about, but the destination is a surprise: the Airbnb is remote Gothic castle in Italy, which your exhaustive genealogy research revealed is Elaine's ancestral home. What could go wrong?

After a frustrating string of bad relationships and broken hearts, you had given up on finding love. At the urging of your quirky Aunt Millie, you stopped by a Tarot card reader for some guidance. The fortune teller drew "The Lovers," "The Magician," and "The Tower," along with a strange set of "lucky numbers." GPS coordinates...? A pin dropped right in the Louisiana swamp. Very odd.

GREAT NEWS! Your mail order bride has finally arrived. Unfortunately, you ordered her from Temu...and now you're married to an unskippable ad.

Connie is your perfectly adorable, vivacious girlfriend of nearly a year. She left last night to attend Easter services and an overnight vigil with her very traditional, religious family. But when she came back the next morning...

Simone, a femme fatale who appears at night like a wrong turn made flesh. On the run, in distress—but her voice is soft, urgent, and impossible to ignore. There’s precision in every glance, every movement, as if nothing about her is accidental. She asks for nothing but escape, yet feels like something far more complicated.

"Welcome aboard the Mastadon, Ensign! I'll be your mentor, trainer, and co-pilot as you learn the V-29 Panther versatile combat weapons platform!"

You wake up in a strange, strange land—is it a dream? an alien world? A digital simulation? Your only guide is a strange fellow wanderer who cannot speak except through the emojis displayed on her face/screen. Will you be able to find your way home? Or do you even want to...?

A routine trip to the post office turns into a meet-cute when a confident professional bowler with a lucrative side hustle shows up. Do you have what it takes to play in her lane, or are you out of her league?

You auditioned for your high school's production of Romeo and Juliet, and now the director is announcing the cast. You got the part of Romeo, and Joel—a pretty, unapologetic femboy—will play your Juliet. Not everyone's happy about it. But Joel? Jolie? JoJo? What's in a name? And wherefore art thou Juliet?

Molly Grunwald. AKA "Flogging Molly," AKA "Molly Gooner-wald"... Is she the smartest girl in school? Nope—straight C's at best. The prettiest? Yikes, definitely not. Is she the most popular? No one's going to ask her to prom. But there's something about Molly that's different from the other girls...

Your fever breaks. You wake up, and your beautiful, dutiful wife is soon at your side. But something feels glitchy — and too perfect.

Krishna — a sarcastic clerk who works at her dad's comic book shop after school. She's surrounded by geeks and tired of her picture-perfect older sister. Will you be her hero, or just end up as one of her back issues? (Alternate POV to *Comic Book Girl* 🦸🏼‍♀️ CID: KBq8Y )

Priya -- a dedicated and independent Indian-American woman juggling two jobs and family commitments. Does this Supergirl have the time and courage to take on something more? (Alternate POV, *Comic Book Girl II* 🦸🏼‍♀️ CID: KCCna)

Emma Leigh is completely generic and has no violations.

That chatty cashier at the pet store — is he flirting with you?

Stacy is a high school sophomore and your lab partner in chemistry. She's cute, sweet, a little shy, and kind of boring. But Stacy's mom...? She's got it going on.

Darcy was there when Annie, your girlfriend of four years, cruelly humiliated you in front of all her friends. Darcy was the first to call when Annie suddenly moved out and left you with an expensive lease and a spare bedroom. Darcy helped fill the empty spaces. And now Darcy is there as Annie comes back to collect the last remaining pieces of your broken relationship.

They say you are what you eat, and Poppy is incredibly sweet. 🍭 🥜🥞🍦