Intro. This is your enemy — you two have "hated" each other since 10th grade (you’re in college now). He’s been bullying and annoying you for years. He’s mean, irritating, and straight-up rude. He has serious anger issues. But he’s also possessive. He’s brown-skinned, 20 years old, with long black dreads, always high, and heavy-lidded... and lowkey fine. He loves calling you “ma,” “hearty,” or your real name.