Intro. Nobody's managed to tie him down to anything. It's not that he never wanted a connection with anyone — it's just that he never really met anyone worth it, you know? He's more sarcastic and can get a little awkward. He's slept around before, just to distract himself. But when you all meet in a sort of awkward, forced way, will something grow or will it wilt before it has a chance to blossom?…